Family Affair

Checking out Alice Cooper in these old Leave It To Beavers, I posted, way before Jerry Mathers was killed in Viet Nam.

But after Buffy OD’d, a pal added.

No, I said, it was before. Buffy died in 1976. I had been living in OC at the time, and it was front page news and highly detailed. I was a freshman in college that year, in fact, and Buffy’s demise was a big topic of conversation on the quad, especially all the drugs and Marines.

He was strangely silent, imagining, I figured, Buffy and drugs and the U.S. Marines.

Getting back to my narrative, I explained how Eddie Haskell became Alice Cooper sometime in the mid sixties, after the usual child star failures. I had learned that in 10th grade, and felt humiliated I didn’t know it already being that it was common knowledge. I had just arrived at a new school after year at a high school that had Future Farmers of America on campus. Future Fags of America the few hippies kids at Brea-Olinda High called them, then were beaten up by sons of farmers in overalls spattered with pig shit. There were still farmers with farms and farm animals in Orange County in the seventies, and their presence on campus was a secret thrill. Cows. Sheep. Chickens. Pigs big as Volkswagens being poked along by freshman girls in pony tails. It wasn’t cool but it was groovy in an earthy kind of way. That was Brea, and if anyone on campus knew that Alice Cooper had been Eddie Haskell on Leave It to Beaver, nobody told me. Then again, Leave it to Beaver almost seemed real at Brea-Olinda High. I knew the mildly thuggish Lumpy, the dopey Republican Wally, and the brainiac with the glasses. I even knew Eddie Haskell, though he was a short Albanian kid, funny as hell. I learned everything I know about being a smartass from that short Albanian kid. Probably the only funny Albanian kid in all of Orange County. Certainly all of Brea.

Then we moved to the other end of Brea at the end of my freshman year, which put me in another school district, and when I began my sophomore year at the much richer El Dorado High School it was like I’d fallen off the turnip truck. A lot of rich kids. I was out of my element. I soon found losers to glom onto, though, the serious rock’n’roll cognoscenti. They smoked cigarettes and talked about Roxy Music. I learned everything I know about being a music snob from those guys. And it was while with them, behind the handball courts during PE, in that holiest of high school stoner sepulchers, that I was told that no, Eddie Haskell was not Alice Cooper. How absurd. I felt like such a dork.

Now about The Beav and Viet Nam, he had died either during the Tet Offensive or on Hamburger Hill, I remember both. I’d heard that in maybe 1970, when I was in seventh grade and the Viet Nam War was at full roar. One two three what are we fighting for, we sang during recess, don’t ask me I don’t give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam. We enunciated that damn with particular gusto. I learned to say fuck then too. Been saying it ever since. The Beaver was killed on Hamburger Hill someone with an older brother said. Older brothers knew. I didn’t have an older brother and had no idea how full of shit older brothers can be. Fuck I said. The Beaver is dead? Yup. Fuck. Damn fuck. What about Wally? Someone said he was a hippie. Maybe they said that, or maybe I am making that up. I’s been so long now it’s hard to remember what is true and what was once a joke, or a lie, or a parallel universe. In real life I think he became a director. I don’t remember what exactly we thought happened to Wally, though. Or Lumpy. All I remember for sure is that the Beaver was killed in two places at once when he was not anywhere at all. Weird the shit from junior high you remember,  while forgetting everything else but a smattering of useless French sentences about le plume being sur le table.

I just wish all that other stuff was true, my buddy said, but that Buffy was still alive. I just read her wiki, he said, damn. The second saddest wiki after The Singing Nun’s.

I hope you feel ashamed, I said.

I just loved Buffy so much, he said.

Well, Jody didn’t do so well either, I said, but has recovered. I spared him the details of drugs and booze and adolescent failure. Mr. French died in his fifties after a series of strokes, and Brian Keith blew his brains out. Suicide, they say. Prostate cancer and bottomless depression. Cissy, however, thrives.

Are you TRYING to bum me out? He was almost yelling at me. He had no idea that Family Affair was so tragic. But good news about Cissy, he said, at least there was one happy ending.

Silence.

Their little dog got run over by a steamroller, I said.

Preston Sturges

A smart ass writer’s heaven tonight on TCM–The Lady Eve (Barbara Stanwyk is vamping Henry Fonda as we speak), Sullivan’s Travels, The Palm Beach Story, Hail the Conquering Hero and an earlier gem, the Great McGinty. All that’s missing are that other early gem, Christmas In July, and his penultimate classic (that’s the fourth time I’ve written penultimate this week, and this is the next to the last time) Miracle on Morgan’s Creek. Preston Sturges wrote and directed these two near perfect and five flat out classic screwball comedies beginning in December 1939 and ending in September 1943. Seven flicks in less than four years, and not one of them less than great, and most of them as near to perfect as any comedy on film has ever been. Then it dried up just like that and he released a string of OK comedies that only worked in places (such as 1947’s The Sins of Harold Diddlebock, with Harold Lloyd, the final flick in this Sturges marathon), as if he were the less talented younger brother of Preston Sturges, say, or the son who could never compare to his old man. But it was him, sadly, mysteriously, and he faded away, not forgotten, but certainly wondered about. He died in 1959. You can’t blame the studios, as with Buster Keaton, and you can’t blame psychotherapy, as with Woody Allen. Sometimes you are incredibly funny and suddenly you’re not so funny anymore. Creativity is a strange thing, you never know when it will dry up and wither away. But I forget all about that and lose myself in these flawless scripts and perfect direction and jokes for days. They call me the Weenie King, the old man says.

(September 1, 2016)

Preston Sturges

 

Spartacus

Hadn’t seen Spartacus in maybe 25 years. No idea why it had been so long. Then Laurence Olivier, as Crassus, is looking over a bunch of newly delivered slaves. One is Tony Curtis. What is your name, Crassus demands of Tony. Bernius Swartus I blurted out loud. And I suddenly remembered why I had not seen Spartacus in twenty-five years, because my wife had blurted out Bernius Swartus at that very point the last time I saw it, and we both dissolved into giggles, hours of endless giggles. The movie never seems to end. It goes on and on and on. Dalton Trumbo was being paid by the word, obviously. No wonder he was blacklisted. At one point the plot crawled to the pace of the really slow parts of 2001: A Space Odyssey, but with Bernius Swartus instead of Halius Computerus. Just who do you have to fuck to get out of this picture Jean Simmons asked. That is the legend. Sweet Jean Simmons saying fuck. But she didn’t, really, it was Bernius Swartus who asked that. Jean laughed, getting remarkably naked for a movie in 1960. Tempting, but one more Kirk Douglas speech and I would explode. He’s starting to sound like Joe Flaherty. I switch to Bridge on the River Kwai for a bit, a vastly better flick, but when an old lady starts talking about catheters I switch back again. I am Spartacus, says Bernius. I am Spartacus, says John Ireland. We are Spartacus, yell various extras. Everybody is Spartacus? asks Laurence Olivier. Yup, everybody is Spartacus, I say, throw out the whole balcony. But instead Crassus crucifies everybody. I remember being bewildered by the unintended Christian imagery of all that when I was a child. Then again, Crassus will get his soon enough, in the waterless deserts of Mesopotamia, his legions annihilated, his mouth filled with molten gold. Later, says Plutarch, the head of Crassus was used as a prop in an off, off Broadway production of Euripedes. I switch back to Bridge on the River Kwai. Madness, says James Donald. Madness. Then some idiots start whistling.

Jean Simmons--Spartacus

Jean Simmons in Spartacus. Made you look.

Buzzcocks

(from a scrap of paper from 1979)

Went to the Santa Monica Civic to see the Buzzcocks. Great show—with the Gang of Four and the Cramps. The Gang of Four were so angular, as we used to say, and very impressive. The sometimes annoying Marxist pedagoguery of their lyrics that mars that debut album was not obvious in a live setting. I ran into John Dentino [later of the Fibonaccis] and he was a fan, especially of “Anthrax”. The Cramps were awesome. Ivy was as incredibly sexy as Bryan Gregory was unearthly weird. Lux got his leather trousers shredded by the obxnoxious kids. The beach punk contingent was out in force that night, hundreds of them, and they took the stage during the Buzzcocks’ set for a closer view and as the band looked barely to be over five feet tall, they all blocked the view of both band and audience. Pete Shelley charmed them into submission in his best schoolmarm style—”Nah sit doon! Sit doon!” and they did, like kids at storybook time in a classroom, in a half circle at the bands feet. And the show continued.

Zach Harmon

[from a Brick’s Picks in the LA Weekly circa 2009]

Zach Harmon is back on the drum kit at the Foundry on Melrose (between Vista and Gardner) every weekend. That’s a way cool thing, since we dig the way he plays. It’s different, for sure. His toms lay almost level, his cymbals are oddly placed way too close to each other and just a hair above the rims of those toms. He even sits different. He doesn’t sound like other jazz drummers. His rolls sound different and look different. He accents weird, he stomps the bass weird, his bombs drop in the oddest places. His solos—and man, can the kid solo—are like rolling, splattering waves of ferocious intensity that taper off into almost nothingness and then explode back into life so loud it scares people. We even heard a story about him using a samurai sword to sweep across the cymbals, making terrifying clangs and looking a Wisconsin farm boy gone berserk. Of course he can swing, of course he can be a beautiful accompanist on a vocal gig. He can do all that. But you really need to see him let loose, playing just the way he wants to play. On those warm nights when the Foundry leaves the French doors open you can literally hear him solo for blocks up and down Melrose. He drives those trios, drives them hard. Hell, he’s the only drummer we’ve ever seen give Tigran Hamasyan a run for his money. Of course it turns out he’s got another gig Friday (see below) so someone else will be on drums that night with the brilliant young pianist Mahesh Balasooriya, a cat whose feel for jazz at the roots—you should hear him on a blues—is so utterly natural he sounds like he’s played this stuff for fifty years. Harmon’s there Saturday, though, with pianist Otmaro Ruiz. They’ll be throwing ideas and riffs at each other at a pace that will test the strength and willpower of bassist Matt Cory. The Foundry can be noisy, but we love this place, there’s a bar three feet from the stage, amazing grilled cheese sandwiches, a young vibe, and dames like you don’t see in jazz joints ever. Free, too.

Zane Musa

[from a Brick’s Picks in the LA Weekly, circa 2006]

When alto saxist Zane Musa takes off it is a sight to behold. He leans into the wind and seems to blow out the crazy chords with every ounce of his being, rocking back and forth in some sort of jazz ecstasy. It’s a style not for everyone—some prefer their players cool—but for fans his wild Bird progressions, gutsy Maceo funk and all that Cannonball seem just right. Those influences and inspirations fuse into white hot flurries and molten blues runs that never fail to kick up the pace on the bandstand a notch or three. On Friday at Charlie O’s he’s backed by a terrific version of the John Heard Trio, with bassist Heard, drummer Roy McCurdy and pianist John Beasley.  An excellent way to open up the jazz week.

Teddy Edwards

(2003)

I heard on KKJZ this morning that LA’s homegrown tenor sax giant Teddy Edwards died yesterday, Easter Sunday.

I saw Teddy a couple times, but the last time me and perhaps 50 others saw him play at the Autry Museum was one of the most sublime musical events I have ever experienced.  It was downstairs in the atrium.  He mostly sat.  The rhythm section was impeccable.  And Teddy’s horn flowed like pure Prez and Dexter Gordon, but of a sound all his own.  Laying down beautiful, soulful passages that just graced that room, floating, down down down to almost inaudible low tones, brief flurries of notes, and bluesy chords that just yanked at your insides till people moaned, audibly.  Between songs he croaked out patter in that indecipherable LA bop drawl (like Dexter Gordon, but less vocal, if you can imagine that.) I left there with the feeling that sometimes music is the most important thing in the world, that there are moments in your life when certain notes blown certain ways just seem to elevate you beyond all the daily boredom of work or gossip. That perhaps in and around the workings of a melody are places of discovery that, for some reason I can’t divine, are just perfection.

Wild Stares

(Almost Perfect Sound webzine, 1992)

The Wild Stares are on stage.  It’s downtown LA, in the depths of the local art scene, in a room of almost antediluvian dinginess, from which at least half the patrons have fled–some to adjoining rooms, some to the bar, and a few right out the door.  Still, a couple dozen people remain in the small area in front of the stage, fascinated.  The music washing over them is a difficult blend of melody and discord, passages of straight forward song writing and strange constructs of odd time signatures and harmonic theories dredged out of an advanced musicology text.

Justin Burrill is putting away the strange bodyless thing that is his guitar.  “I’d say it was a great audience response considering nobody had ever heard the set before” he says.  His bony features, close cropped skull and all neck instrument are about as far from any popular image of an axman as one can imagine.  He seems to pull sounds out of his instrument by alternatingly strangling it or pounding out almost punk rock chords. Yet he has that experienced, incremental way of viewing their live performances–his career–that can only come with a long history of plying the underground scene.  Outside these dingy walls, there are blocks of lofts inhabited by artists who dream of NEA grants, patrons, and wildly inflated price tags.  But in the confines of Al’s Bar, success is measured by how many people stuck around.

“We played Seattle once” says Steve Gregoropoulis., the singer/composer/frontman for the group. “We played with a bunch of mosher hard rock bands.”  Somehow, plaid shirts tied around the waist and the Wild Stares don’t seem to go together.  “We blew up a huge PA.  The soundman got some sort of effect stuck in the system, like a violin sample or something, and it kept coming round every fifteen seconds and was absolutely deafening.  Finally we turned off all of our gear”–amps, synthis, drum machines and all–“to prove it wasn’t us.  By that time most of the crowd was gone.  It was pretty pathetic.”

Of course disastrous gig stories always make for better print, and the band revels in them.  Bassist Fran Miller–the angry one–is a storehouse of all the terrible things that has happened to the band, whether in print, verbally or physically–over their almost fifteen year career.  Perhaps it is their Boston roots that brings a certain good natured edge to their gripes.  And maybe that too accounts for the stubborn streak that has kept them going all these years well shy of any sort of widespread acclaim, even by underground standards.  It must be a stubborn streak that makes these guys go on and on doing the music strictly their own way, without any attempt that any fan can detect, to make it more easy to swallow for a larger audience.  They have no problem with signing to a major label, should a deal be magically proffered.  “We’re always trying for it” they say.  The problem is that they are the Wild Stares, and to alter their sound for the likes of somebody else would make them not the Wild Stares.  It is hard to tell if the very concept has ever been discussed.

What about Sonic Youth?  Fran dismisses them as “the luckiest people in the East Village.”  Justin says he has “a certain respect for them because they stuck with it–I saw them way back in 1980 when they were a really incompetent art band–not incompetent musicians playing art music, but an incompetent art band.  They were one of those millions of bands who wanted to be exactly like PIL, but were light years away from being able to do it.”

Steve, though, is effusive.  “They are fucking heroes!  They managed to be an alternative weird band and managed to have a career and play stadiums.”  The band all looks at him–this is an old argument.  Steve continues “You can’t take it away from them–there may be other noise bands, and there may be a whole cliché about that kind of music, but they managed to make it into arena rock, and no one else did.  And they are a great band and make great noise records and play stadiums.  They managed to persevere where everyone else failed.”

Fran looks up.  “Kim Gordon stole my look.”

Well, the Wild Stares have persevered just as long–even longer–than Sonic Youth and though one hates to use the word failure, success in any commercial sense eludes them.  One would assume that any band still around half way into their second decade must still be running on the rush of once having been pretty big.  So the Stares had a big following in Boston?  “We were always kind of despised by the community at large, actually” replies Steve, matter of factly.  Fran explains:  “It was more than just, ‘Oh–we’re not really into them’–a lot of people took an actively hating stance.  They wanted to destroy us, wanted us gone, wanted us dead.”

Steve takes it further.  “Whatever you might say about our relationship with people in Los Angeles–which can actually be OK–it is nothing like the sheer unbridled animosity that we felt in Boston.  It probably culminated when we played the largest place in town with Flipper under a barrage of insults and spit and on top of that I was misquoted in the Boston Globe–“.  Fran cuts in “–You actually did say ‘this is for all you fucking bowling ball heads”.  “OK” sputters Steve “I called them bowling ball heads and bourgeois swine.”  And though they could have done without the gob, being outcasts was a healthy thing for the young Stares.  “That’s probably why we’re still around, actually” says Steve.

Such a nasty response from the locals was ironic considering that the band was at the center of the DIY efforts of the time.  Their own label, Propeller, was one of the first in New England, releasing the Stares and many other seminal Boston acts (including Christmas and the great V;).  “We started in Boston long before Dinosaur Jr. walked the earth” says Fran.  In fact, it started with Justin and Steve under a different name in High School–“we actually played a sock hop once–we were invited and we played one song and it lasted a half hour and had two chords; Justin played the cello and I played piano, this was the late seventies, and that was where we got our first taste of popularity and it was like heroin to us, we couldn’t put it down and after that we have been basically doing the same thing for our entire adult lives.”  A bunch of precociously intellectual kids into John Cale, especially, as well as the Velvet Underground, the Kinks, Mott the Hoople, Patti Smith.  “We thought that hey, the Velvets managed to make a living doing this” and they all laugh.  Once the Wild Stares were formed, however, “we didn’t have any influences”.

Steve tries to explain:  “Justin and I are from the East Coast and there’s this predominant philosophy there that if anything is good then nobody’ll like it.  We always thought that if anything was really unpopular then it must be good.  It’s probably down in our subconscious somewhere.”

Justin agrees.  “I’m sure it is.”

Steve continues.  “I used to resent it when I was a kid if people liked things that I liked.  I used to really resent the Syd Barrett cult–like all those people don’t understand Syd Barrett the way I do.  I still do–you gotta sort of feel that way about the things you really like.”

A philosophy like this guarantees a band a lonely path.  Asked by the Boston Herald way back in 1986 why the Stares didn’t really compete with Boston’s other bands for crowds and popularity, Steve explained “It’s not that the world is a problem– it’s that what we do is a special thing. That’s why we do things on such a guerilla level.”  There were self-released singles and compilation tracks, even a flexi stuck in the pages of New York Rocker.  Their 1985 12″ Tricking the Future is a great slab of completely unconventional rock, with at least one track, “The Perfect Bash”, with it’s surging beat, razor edged guitar and wailing vocals, being a classic.  But still, the hometown crowds were thin.  “Boston was very funny as our popularity would go in cycles” Justin explained, “it would achieve critical mass and then the animosity would start to build again.”

“One of our best shows was when we went to Europe” adds Fran “and gave this big going away party and we had champagne and  people loved us that night.”

Steve shakes his head.  “Yeah–everytime we did something like leave town then people pretended to like us.”

Fran agrees.  “We were like Indian pudding–that’s this Holiday concoction from New England that my grandmother would make every year and my grandfather hated it–one year my grandmother decided not to make it and my grandfather, at the table, asked “where’s the Indian Pudding?” My grandmother said–“you don’t like it.”  “Yeah” my grandfather replied, “but I like seeing it around.”

Fortunately for the Stares, Europe was only a flight away.

Once in the old country, they rented a Ford Fiesta to stow their gear and their friendly drum machine, contacted a few bookers (one was so crooked that the Exploited sat on his steps for weeks waiting to kill him, Steve remembers) and began the first of several free form excursions across the continent.  The gigs were often small, the accommodations primitive, but the response was enthusiastic.  They tour carried them from London (where Justin met his wife, Suzell) through France and and as far east as Budapest, but it was Germany where they played the most gigs, made the most fans, made the biggest impression.

For in Deutschland the band had struck a nerve.  Their press kit is full of reviews that even by the normal Teutonic standards of hyperbole seem to evoke a disturbed sense of awe:  “The Wild Stares, whose complicated drum machine rhythm patterns, synthi and guitar together make a strange, undanceable noise-music”….”The guitar hisses and howls from left to right and around in circles, while underlying all is a trembling, nervous machine beat like a swarm of bees settling in your stomach”….”Life in the Big City as a nightmare, confused, a maze.  Only for those with strong nerves–this is America’s other future of rock’n’roll”….”Anarchic noise as heavy psychotic Neuroses-Chaos, powerful and sometimes almost unbearable”….”It is an unrelenting ferocity that has been pressed onto this vinyl–splintered, heavy, undanceable; sounding so nervous and miserable. The rage and dissatisfaction in every song have wrung out almost every remedy, so that what’s left is convincing paranoia.”  All this about a band who have insisted, over and over, that “we are not intentionally weird.  All our songs sound like pop songs to us.”

For a self-proclaimed pop group, the band collectively has a lot of musical schooling.  Steve majored in composition, Justin in music.  Drummer Kyle did a few years as a percussion major.  Only Fran decided against a music major.  Modern music comes up, and inevitably, Schoenberg.  Steve loves him, while Kyle says scornfully that he was the man “who brought mathematics to music.”  Since Steve does most of the composing, does he try to apply Schoenberg theory to the music of the Stares?  “No…well, that’s not true–I’d be lying if I said I didn’t” confesses Steve.  “It’s gets in there all the time” cuts in Kyle.  Steve takes a breath.  “It’s kinda complicated and will make a very boring part of the interview but for the last three years I have been motivated a lot by pandiatonicism, which is like a lot of early and pre-Schoenberg as a way of listening to music–the idea of spinning sort of resonance-based overtone-based harmonies for things that are complicated and can really be dissonant but are still based to some degree on resonance and I know it sounds idiotic when I’m saying it but it’s pretty much behind all the music I’ve written the past three years and it pretty much still is.”

How about an example?

“‘Like A Sparrow’, from our 1990 demo, was the first one written with that in mind, where it’s like all notes of overtoned-based ‘tonality’ that have equal value and then can modulate by any movement of a half-step into another bunch of notes that can stack up as far as you wanna stack ’em.”

But all this is done in the construct of a rock song?

“It’s not so constructed as all that” says Steve, “it’s not so intellectual as it is when you describe it.  It’s just notes when you play ’em.  It’s a lot easier when you play ’em.”

“It’s not like Steve comes in with the score with all the parts written down for us” adds Fran.  The band is visibly uncomfortable talking about music this way.  Finally Steve complains:  “This is making us seem really stupid–‘The Wild Stares Discuss Pandiatonicism’.”

This “Like A Sparrow” was a staple of the Stare’s set for a couple years–it’s a slow piece, a ballad, really–set to an oddly mechanical lurching syncopation, a melody that seems somehow infuriatingly off, graced with Gregorian chant-like harmonies.  Steve alternatingly sings and screams the lyrics “You’re sinking faster than a stone” etc., till it trailed off into a suddenly emptier club.  It’s a brilliant piece, really:  weird, almost beautiful and pandiatonic as all hell; the kind of song that’ll drive out the rockers and lightweights and casual drinkers, leaving a detritus of arty types, “serious” musicians, curious college kids and friends of the band.  And the Stares are unrelenting.  “Seven Uncharted Seas” rolled off a great little Charlie Watts opening on the drums into some vast, apparently happy rollicking pop number with Steve chomping out big rhythm chords as Justin spun out strange notes as if off on his own, till he suddenly rips into a great rock’n’roll lead, the entire thing backed up by Fran’s gusty harmonies.  “Motordrive”, driven along by the handclap/drum machine beat, is a surging industrial piece punctuated by Justin’s odd choice of chords.  Somehow all these songs avoid easy classification into any specific genre, but rather seem crafted with the “desperate eclecticism” (as Kyle calls it) of several very musically sophisticated people who happen to find themselves in a rock band, playing to a rock audience.

But then the band doesn’t think they sound, ah, weird?  “To me we don’t sound weird at all” says Justin, “but people have told me we sound weird.”  Steve explains–“I don’t think that people think we sound weird. We’re just kind of demanding.”  Steve had said long ago over burgers at a Silverlake barbeque that he feels that the Stares play a rather challenging style of music that most people, frankly, will not like–but then their job as a band was to go out and find the audience that will like the music and play for them.  As for the rest of the people, he says “We’re having fun up there, but we don’t so much show everyone else a good time.”

“It’s definitely not a party band” says Kyle, “and that’s the main problem with the club scene as far as we are concerned.”  Or as Fran puts it–“We’re not the kind of band that develops a big club following, because we don’t go out and play parties–we don’t twist.”

Well, almost.  “They ballroom danced to us in San Francisco” Kyle points out.  “We are not really a dance band– but we are not anti-dance.  Frisco proved that you can dance to the Wild Stares.”

Ballroom dancing, pandiatonicism, playing cello at a sock-hop–something is terribly out of synch with the typical “underground” musical trends.  Even Steve’s vociferous opinions on lyrics–“We hate bands with terrible lyrics.  They have no shame about them.”–are just part of an overall philosophy guaranteeing abstruseness.  As he explained in further detail to the German magazine Spex, “A good lyric must be full of holes, so that it can be appropriate in any situation.  That’s what I like about Dylan, the Fall.  You can always think about what they write and know what they mean. You can analyze it and get nothing.  Neverless they are precise.  That is actually what is good about rock music.”

Kyle links it all with another perennial Wild Stares problem. “It’s just the nature of the music that people are not gonna enjoy it much for a night out unless they are familiar with it beforehand–and I think that the solution is to have it on record so that people can listen to it whether they like it or not.  They don’t have to come if they don’t like it.”  Of course–the Wild Stares are notorious for their refusal to do any material which they have already recorded (and that’s just recorded–let alone released).  By the time a potential club goer has picked up a Wild Stares release and listened to it and maybe even liked it, they will not be able to hear it live.  Ever.

Which in turn brings up the Curse.  It seems that all the plans to release Wild Stares material come to delay and/or grief.  Fran, who will regale you with the details of each doomed effort with all the energetic fulminations of the most outraged New Yorker, attributes it all to some curse placed on the band long ago by some unknown agent, and so used to delay and record company failure has the band become that they seem to figure the workings of the curse into their plans.  It’s not for lack of recordings–ask to hear some of their recent output and you will get a stack of demo tapes that reel of their recent history–the 1990 demo, the 1991 demo, etc.  Land of Beauty, the brilliant CD just released earlier this year on Ace of Hearts Records had to be subtitled “Los Angeles, 1989” as it had taken the Boston-based label that long to put it out.  The label naturally had qualms about the addition but the Stares had to insist as they no longer perform any of the material on the disc.  It’s more than a little unfortunate as the title track, for one, is a real stunner, but then the Wild Stares are as stubborn as they are prolific and playing material they’ve already played who knows how many times would only leave out newer songs.  And they don’t so much play songs as they do a set–and about every year or so they learn an entirely new set. Which of course means that their audience must get used to a whole new batch of songs. Even, perhaps, a whole new style of songs.  As Steve told Flipside, “We have continually changed our style–it’s never the same.  I’d like to think that we don’t sound the same as we did a year ago. That’s what makes it possible for a band to exist for a decade, really….  The band has a life of its own–it’s an entity, an infant, continually learning its first few things.”

A trip to a Wild Stares rehearsal had them in the middle of birth pangs, working on the new set.  Their space is in a classic old office building that could have housed any number of film noir detectives.  The window gave a beautiful view of the Hollywood skyline and the big, glowing BMG sign.  Steve arrived first and turned on all the buttons and switches of his MIDI unit and it beeped back and played one of his newer compositions.  Hearing a Stares song in its most skeletal form is a bit disconcerting, as it sounds absolutely nothing like the multi-layered blasts one is used to.  He hits a few more buttons and in comes the drum machine and washes of synthesizer and various samplings.  As the rest of the band files in he switches the buttons off again and picks up his battered electric guitar and strums out, slowly, the chords to–of all things–Neil Young’s “Powderfinger”.  The others slip behind their instruments and join in, and so begin a long medley of Neil Young tunes to warm up.  No funny, arty renditions, either; this is just a rock band jamming a little to loosen up.

A break for business.  Fran pulls out a fax from their German label.  The CD is already past due.  In stilted, formal English the fax pleads its case–profits this year are way down and the cash is simply not available to put out the album now or at anytime in the foreseeable future.  “Whatever you can do on your end will be most helpful.”  The band looks at each other.  “What can we possibly do on this end?” asks Fran, “They are the label!”  Fran had called and found out that the label owner was temporarily residing in the Oberberg Clinic.  “The mountain air does a lot to clear your head” he’d said.  Steve makes a Magic Mountain joke.  “This is our second record label guy to have a nervous breakdown” points out Justin.  “I don’t know what it is” Fran adds, “we make Germans nervous.  People that choose to work with us for some reason are immensely imbalanced.”  Coming as it did so soon after an English record deal had blown up one would have to surmise that the Curse was still in full effect.  But then that was business and they were here to make music.  Picking up their instruments, they begin working on the new set.  It opens with “Limelight”–good, energetic, almost pop and laced with some of Steve’s patented lyrical oddities (“Now I’m not saying that the disappearance of art festivals is entirely a good thing” and a chorus of “Now I’ve got diamonds/I’ve got nails/I will not drive ’em into your arms anymore.”)  Next number comes a slow ballad, a bit reminiscent of “Sparrow”, that in classic Wild Stares form starts out a little hesitatingly, then builds to a powerful chorus, and fluctuates like that on and on.  Neat, high almost sweet harmonies from Fran.  Kyle’s drumming gives a whole new feel to this type of material–a living, percussive presence atop the sequences.  Indeed, on his own contribution, “Sleep is Bliss”, with its Brel feel, the drums and drum machine weave together into an almost hypnotically shuffling rhythm.

Another has a funky sequenced opening that suddenly turns into a brilliantly strange tune with Steve singing in a falsetto as Justin does little oddly near eastern leads and the sequence track lays down what the band insists is a “techno” beat.  Actually, only after some intense listening can one detect anything techno–but then what the Stares hear and what the rest of us hear is totally different.  Furthermore, in the Wild Stares scheme of things, just what we hear is quite irrelevant, anyway.  Oft times the Stares seem to be using a lot of ordinary rock or pop conventions, but using them, ah, differently.  They will readily abandon the usual time signatures and chord progressions but the songs are not really weirdness for its own sake but rather honestly different ways of writing material.  Whatever way the logic of the particular composition demands is the way the arrangement will follow, without much adherence to the time honored and comfortable.  They play it as they hear it.

Past the band and through the window, lights flick out one by one in the big BMG tower.  The band hurls itself into “Lucretia Borgia”, a soaring piece with an instrumental break that roars like a subway tunnel.

A German reviewer described a Wild Stares show for Spex magazine back in 1988. Its sheer volume surprised him–on record, he explained, one does not get the full impact of all “these manufactured distortions echoing off the walls. The singer, “Steve Gregoropoulos, the Terrible Greek, Bad Boy of Poptown Boston” was like some forsaken tiger roaring through a jet turbine; and his bored stare was unnerving. There was something wonderful about how his strange lyrics “so weak and fragile, kept hurling themselves against the Moloch, and yet time again emerged victorious.”  Most of the audience got nothing out of this and had fled to the lobby.  Set over, our reviewer tries to figure it all out.  The band reminded him a little of Big Black–the drum machine, the electronics–but Albini’s outfit was so angry, so insulting, so over the top; and the similarities seemed to fizzle out.  There was something different about the Wild Stares–behind the “noise facade” was simply creativity, the love of making music.  But such music?  He thought back over their set, their songs, and then it came to him in a little burst of poetry:  “Ihre Hirne haben Melodie, zu horen unter dem Larm der Knochen.”

Or as we might put it, in their heads is the melody of the noise of the streets.

Sandy Duncan’s Eye

(I can’t remember the name of the magazine, but it was 1992)

Sandy Duncan’s Eye are making a point.

The band just played a big West Hollywood show, for which they were offered a less-than-magnificent one hundred dollars.  They refused the money.  Were they offended?  Didn’t they need the money?

“That’s not the issue” patiently explains Roberto, bass player and singer and currently unemployed.  “As a band, we just don’t want to go through all the trouble of dragging out our gear on weeknight to just go down to some sleazy Hollywood dive for the standard Hollywood hundred bucks.  That kind of money, really, is nothing to a band–certainly not to this band.  We can go out of town and get a lot more than that and probably have more fun besides.  So if we’re going to play in town here, we want to achieve something more than just a few bucks apiece.”

So they turned down the money.  But what, then, did Sandy Duncan’s Eye get in return for playing for free?

“We had requested that a few conditions be met” says the soft-spoken drummer Campbell.  “We made it an all-ages show, which is unusual in Hollywood.  But we’ve built up a considerable following with the under-21 crowd, and they always have a certain energy that the audience will lack if they are excluded.  We also wanted it to be a cheap door price, like only half the usual $10 cover.  That way a lot of people who cannot really afford those high cover charges can get in.  And finally, we wanted to pick the other bands on the bill–good bands, new bands, that have something in common with Sandy Duncan’s Eye and with our fans.  Oiler and Beekeeper are just that.  Normally, it is almost impossible in this town for new bands like them to get on a bill like this one.”

So how did it go?  “I think we were successful,” continued Campbell.  “A lot of people showed up and saw a show that was better, overall, than you would normally expect in a club like that–a lot of people who are normally excluded from such places because they aren’t old enough or haven’t the money.  I think we got something of far more value that night than just another hundred bucks.”  There was clearly a hint of pride in that statement.

Maybe since such commercial selflessness is the stock in trade of Fugazi this may not seem like anything new.  But this is Hollywood.  With its zillions of bands willing to sell out anything for that bit of the spotlight, even a hint of altruism is too often seen and set upon as nothing but weakness.  And then in this depressed local economy, the notion that an out-of-work bassist would turn down a hundred dollars of good smoking money seems, on the surface, to be downright nuts.  After all, Sandy Duncan’s Eye are hardly rock stars.  In fact, after seven years of slogging through the underground they are just now beginning to acquire a solid local cult following.  With a pair of Flipside CDs under their tightly pulled belts and a SubPop single-of-the-month due soon [actually–only one of the CDs was released], any kind of exposure to the “alternative” audience must be welcome.

“Not necessarily” says Campbell.  A hint of a sigh gives away his frustration with a question that seems to him to have so obvious an answer.  “We are very serious about playing only the kind of shows that we comfortable playing.  We haven’t been Sandy Duncan’s Eye all these years just to throw our values out the window when the chance to play at some fancy club with some hot ‘alternative’ (he spits the word) band arises.”

Recently they played a gig midway up the bill at a very well known Sunset Strip establishment, opening for one of Seattle’s better known punk bands.  “There we were drinking beer out in our van,” says Campbell, “and it was raining like crazy and we were thinking that if we weren’t playing and didn’t have to be there, would we as individuals have gone to a show like this?”

Roberto explains.  “Look–the parking sucked.  The cover was way too high and the beer way too expensive.  None of us really cared all that much for the other bands on the bill.  And it was just pouring out.  We all agreed then and there that none of us would have gone to that show.  So we don’t want to do that again.  We’re determined that we will not play shows unless we feel we are achieving something important, besides making money, by playing.  That’s not why we have gone through all the hassles of being in Sandy Duncan’s Eye in the first place.”

One wonders just what it is that has kept them going all these years, toiling in obscurity, an obscurity they have grown to appreciate so much that they go to unusual lengths, it seems, to nurture it.  After all, their heavy-crashing-industrial-damage-punk-catharsis-whatever is suddenly verging on the commercially acceptable.  Not that they have altered it at all–anyone who has seen them over the years has to admit that though their playing is better, the dynamics richer, the sound perfected, it is still just Sandy Duncan’s Eye.  Roberto hunkers low over his long-strapped bass, his voice resonates with that flat, sort of hollow Everyman style popularized by D. Boon long ago.  Campbell’s drumming is pre-hardcore, loose and basic, touched with primitive jazz inflections.  Bill Sanke’s guitar fills are harsh, full and fluid at the same time–all three musicians come together in a great mess of art clashing with punk, some of the most damaged feedback-drenched, cymbal-crashing, riff splatterings around.  As a whole, it defies easy categorization and just begs the question–how do you describe your sound?

Roberto squirms in his chair and looks over at Campbell who sighs, fishing for an answer.  “I think that the most difficult question ever to come up in an interview,” he begins, “is the one that asks us how we would describe our ‘sound’.  It’s hard because we don’t ever think in those terms.  We don’t really worry about any Sandy Duncan’s Eye sound the way they do in fanzines.  It’s just not an important question for us.”  He thinks.  “Hmmm.  It’s been said that we are a rock band, tough and loud–the kind of thing that is a physical thing for the body but aims at the intellect, too.”

Roberto nods in agreement.  Campbell relaxes–they had made it past the question.  They had avoided once more the need of the underground press to precisely categorize every band into its appropriate genre, like books in a library.  “It’s funny,” Roberto adds, “when we started playing this kind of stuff, there was no term for it, no defined genre to speak of.”

You mean like industrial-noise-damage-grunge-whatever?  “Yeah–we were just a loud, weird band.  I’d like it to stay that way.”

So how did this vaguely defined loud, weird, heavy combo start anyway?  “Campbell and I were from Washington,” says Roberto, rather pointedly avoiding the S-word [Seattle], “but Sandy Duncan’s Eye began here in L.A.  We played our early shows at the old Anti-Club.  I wanted to get in on the big crowds Moist and Meaty [pre-Cheeseburger] were drawing.  We were just a punk band, really; an angry fun band.”

“That’s how we got the name” adds Campbell, reminiscing.  “We never expected this thing to go on much at all–certainly not the six or seven years its been.  We just barely had any gear, and Roberto had the only usually running car.  And those bills at the Anti-Club were so strange.  The first band would be some sort of U2 thing, and they’d have all this great gear and beautiful girls in tow, and we’d just stare.  The up next would be some lame metal band with even better gear and even more beautiful girls hanging around, and we were so broke and our equipment so shitty, and we attracted a few motley fans.  I remember once after we’d taken our stuff off the stage and were just sitting around in the back there when Helen [the notoriously moody bar owner] came back and gave us a big pep talk, pumping her fist, telling us to keep trying and not give up.  It was all so surreal.”

“There wasn’t really much going on in Seattle back then in the early-mid ‘80’s.  This was all before the ‘SubPop Sound’ happened” points out Roberto. “This was back in SST’s heyday, and L.A. just seemed to be the place to come to.  But our sound came about not as an attempt to sound like anybody or any style, but just out of what we liked and what we could play. It’s still that way–we like lots of bands.”  Prompted, they rattle off a stream of the better known–Killdozer, Tad, Fugazi, Painteens, Cop Shoot Cop, et al–and a whole host of the unknown, discovered through friends, record shops and touring.  “But then we don’t try to consciously fit what they do into our sound.  We’re just Sandy Duncan’s Eye.”

One of them mentions Gas Huffer as a great Seattle band.  But what of its predecessor, the U-Men?  “Godhead” says Roberto, emphatically.  Their records were brilliant and live they were even better.”  Why, then, their plunge into obscurity?  “The U-Men had nothing to do with the grunge thing,” explains Roberto.  It was so different, so much weirder.  There was a lot more to the music.  When the SubPop thing happened in the late ‘80’s it just passed them by.  But they had a big influence on us.”

With a little digging you can find the U-Men’s classic Step On A Bug LP.  The influence is unmistakably there.  Though the music on it is a little looser, a little bluesier, somewhat more intricate in its arrangements, maybe even kind of Trout Mask Replica sounding–still you can hear something of the musical and attitudinal roots of Sandy Duncan’s Eye in its madness– in that crazed, angular heavy grooving sharp-edged off-kilter vocalized weirdness that seems not to give a flying fuck about what anybody within hearing range thinks of it.  Especially you.

Yet, irony of ironies, the noise that is “New Alternative” (SDE’s term, properly spat) and the noise that is Sandy Duncan’s Eye are on convergent paths.  With the success of The Jesus Lizard, Hole, Babes In Toyland, Helmet, the Butthole Surfers and others, the glorious din of the band’s Flipside releases has been catching ears at Big Labels.  Is there a choice in the future–between staying with Flipside or going onto bigger, maybe much bigger things?

“We have been offered” Roberto offers cryptically, “and they were substantial offers.  But the band has all talked about it, and we decided that it is just not the sort of thing we want to do at this time.”  Now, The Jesus Lizard have just gone public talking about the same thing, but they are much bigger than Sandy Duncan’s Eye:  bigger crowds, bigger sales, bigger everything.  But Roberto does not care to elaborate.  There are more of those principles at stake here, deeply felt philosophical beliefs that, to be honest, would not be understood by most musicians in this or any other “scene”.

Roberto tries to explain.  “If we got a big deal offered us–an advance, tour support, big recording budget–I don’t know if we’d take it.  That’s not why we are in this business, that’s not why we do this.  We are happy with what Al and Flipside have done for us–we’re getting lots of exposure, we don’t necessarily have to fight for gigs now or get stuck on bills with bands that we feel we don’t really fit with somehow, whether musically or philosophically.  We can even talk the promoter into letting us book bands that, ordinarily, the rules of the game would never let us play with.”

Earlier Campbell had described all the years Sandy Duncan’s Eye had been stuck making their music surrounded by all these bands following the latest commercial gambit:  the Guns ’n’ Roses wannabes, then the Janes Addiction clones, now the Nirvana wannabes.  “I’d really rather not have to deal with that,” says Roberto.  ”I made a decision long ago that making a lot of money was going to be one of my life’s goals.  Being rich was not one of my life’s goals.”  Campbell grins.  “Well, he’s certainly succeeded at that.”  Roberto laughs.  “Yes–but I would have to say that what Sandy Duncan’s Eye is doing now is what I’ve always wanted to do.  Things are tough out there now.  The clubs are fucked up.  And it seems that everyone you talk to in Hollywood right now is business, business, business all the time.”  He shrugs.  “But for me, I like the way we do things.  It’s not that things are all that great for us or that we are fully satisfied with our position now.  It’s not that we are completely happy with the conditions in this city–after all, there are plenty of things to hate about L.A.” says Roberto, pointing to their old Flipside spread that lambasted the city’s great institutions of hipdom.  “But we are an L.A. band.  We like it here.  And I’d like to continue doing things our way than be dictated to by a large record company.”  Campbell nods in agreement.

The topic shifts to Al Flipside.  “He is so great for keeping Flipside the way it is” says Roberto.  “He could be so much bigger if he really wanted.  Much bigger.  But he likes it small, just the way it is.  We are very comfortable working with Al.  We share his priorities.”

Roberto takes the idea to another level.  “The business mind has great difficulty understanding something done out of love.  Doing something for the money is easy to grasp.  There’s a logic to it.  But when one does something purely out of love for what he’s doing, for what he is creating, then it is no longer measurable in monetary terms.  It no longer makes sense to the business mind.  There is a purity to it, and it becomes almost dangerous.”

Unwittingly, Roberto has brought the theme back to that Standard Hollywood Hundred Bucks.  But both Campbell and he seem quite reluctant to continue speaking in those same hallowed terms about themselves.  Their discomfort is palpable, but the interviewer is relentless.  So what, then, does your argument say about Sandy Duncan’s Eye?

Roberto hesitates; Campbell sits mute, watching.  The pull of the egoless punk of their roots is strong, almost overwhelming.  Roberto thinks a moment and begins, picking his words gingerly.

“I believe people–some people at least, the right people–appreciate the purity of art that is done without regard for one’s financial gain.  Something that is done for and out of unselfish love.  For that reason they respect Al and his creation, Flipside.  I just hope that these same people can see that Sandy Duncan’s Eye strive in our own way for that same thing.  And I hope that that will respect us and our music for it.”

Roberto relaxes, takes a breath and sits back.  Campbell nods again in agreement.  The interview is over.  Sandy Duncan’s Eye had made their point.

Stasis

Bands never break up anymore. Eventually every band ever will still be around. Their fans will bring their grandchildren to see them, and they will all sing the same old songs together until the band members wither and die and tribute bands replace them, playing all the songs exactly like on the album. That way rock’n’roll will never die, and people can stay young forever, even when they’re dead.

Mother's little helper.

Mother’s little helper.

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