That fifth photo in the Melania GQ spread completely bewilders me. She’s in the jet’s cockpit, yes, but what the hell is she wearing? It looks like something she copped from Isaac Hayes’ wardrobe. Wattstax. Though I don’t think Donald was there. The headgear, though, I saw in Flash Gordon. No, Flesh Gordon. That was it.
Who was running that photo session, Ed Wood?