So I tell the old Laugh-In joke, Goldie Hawn walks into a bar. Dan Rowan says you sure you’re old enough to be in here? Goldie Hawn says yes I am sure I am old enough to be in here. Dan says OK, what’ll ya have? Goldie says a scotch and wa-wa.

Everyone laughed.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar, I said. Bartender says you sure you are old enough to be in here? Helen Keller says yes I am sure I am old enough to be in here. Bartender says OK, what’ll ya have? Helen Keller says a scotch and waaaaaaaaaah.

Silence.

Shouldn’t that have been Patty Duke? someone asked.